I have a great idea to make people at this bar more attractive. -- One that doesn't involve free drinks? -- Yeah. --What's all that noise? -- An orgy just broke out.


Bruno said...

This series speaks to two beliefs of mine.

I don't think I have ever knowingly been to a "singles bar." So I always imagined them as severely lacking in good looking people. Plus, I imagine the frequenters of a singles bar are there because they're extremely horny, and given the chance they'd all start f-ing each other. Especially if you can't see what the other person really looks like.

Anonymous said...

People always do that to me too.

Turn off the lights that is.

Anonymous said...

In personal-ad speak, "looks better with the lights off" translates into "romantic."

Anonymous said...



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