I bought a gun. From now on, every time someone asks me, 'you're so smart and pretty, how come you don't have a a boyfriend?,' I'm going to shoot in the FACE. --Don't you think that's a litt... hold on, is that your family walking in? --Crap! Hide behind the bar and cover your ears. This is going to suck.

4 comments:

Mel said...

Oh my god, this is helarious! Do you know where I can get a gun? I need one too.

dara said...

Sad but true. Very funny.

John Norton said...

In a sea of utter boring, this comic arises as one of the best comics I've seen on the web in a long time. Bravo!

emertron said...

Ha! I'm going to do the same thing anyone asks my when I'm getting married. I tell them about all of the exciting things going on in my life & it ALWAYS comes back to....so, has he asked you? why don't have have a ring yet?




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