Hey, what happened to that bartender from last week? The one you left your number for. You wrote it on your tab.''Oh right, yeah, he called me the next day. He cursed me out because I only left a ten percent tip. I'll be honest: I never thought my lack of math skills would get in the way of my romantic life.

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